Human Routers of Machine Words

When I open a link, say on Hacker News, and I see a blog post or a Git Hub README obviously written by AI, I feel a few things. I feel offended, because it’s like I’ve been tricked, like the author thinks I’m a rube who won’t notice or mind. I feel sad at how common this experience is, how many people are happy to dump their sewage on the commons and sign their name on it. And I feel contempt for the author, because if you use AI to write, you are a waste of biomass. Let’s not mince words here. Someone who is so eager to replace themselves, that they would have a machine write in their stead, when the machine can’t even write good yet: what do you call that, if not contemptible? It’s like making yourself into a eunuch so Claude can fuck your wife. I block these people on sight.

I see people defend this with: “the ideas are mine, the writing is the AI’s”. I take this to mean they threw a bunch of incoherent bullet points at the AI for it to denoise and render into paragraphs. There’s a few problems with this.

The immediate problem is, as we’ve established, the author’s an idiot. If you are so stupid you can’t even turn some bullet points into prose, then your ideas are probably worthless. I think that’s a sensible inference.