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Alice is impatient

Hacker News · Jun 20, 2026, 8:32 PM

Key takeaways

  • Alice, like most humans, measures her time in seconds and minutes.
  • Alex, like most humans, measures his time in seconds and minutes.
  • What’s going on is that you’re measuring time in requests, or in outages, and Alex and Alice are measuring time in seconds and minutes.

Meet Alice. Alice uses your web service. Alice, like most humans, measures her time in seconds and minutes. Alice says your service is slow. You tell Alice that the mean request to your service completes in 100ms, but Alice says that her mean wait time is 1s.

Meet Alex. Alex uses your web service. Alex, like most humans, measures his time in seconds and minutes. Alex says that when you have outages, they last a long time and he gets really annoyed. You tell Alex that your MTTR is less than 1 minute. Alex says that he sees the mean outage lasting 1 hour.

What’s going on? What’s going on is that you’re measuring time in requests, or in outages, and Alex and Alice are measuring time in seconds and minutes. When you have a long request or a long outage, Alex and Alice count that as a long time, with a heavy weight. But you only count that as one.

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